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Monday, March 29th, 2010

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Subject:А вы хотите зарабатывать с блога?
Posted by:shapranov.
Time:10:31 pm.
Всем привет!

Недавно заметил в блоге Игоря Бигдана рекламный баннер, где он предлагает рекламу в своем блоге. И тоже задумался над тем, как бы получить хотя бы небольшую копеечку со своего увлечения.

Наткнулся на форуме блоггеров http://www.bloggers.su/forum/ на раздел о монетизации блогов http://www.bloggers.su/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=29, там обсуждаются многие вопросы, смысл которых мне непонятен. Тем не менее, некоторые из участников озвучивали цифры, и у некоторых якобы доход с блога был такой, что с основной работы можно было уйти... я бы тоже так хотел...

Особенно заинтересовала тема: Как начать зарабатывать на блоге? В ней новичкам, в т.ч. и мне, объясняют как найти рекламодателей для блога, какими способами вообще можно заработать... короче интересно блин и перспективно, как мне кажется.

А вы что думаете об этом?

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

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Subject:New Blog
Posted by:wellspring.
Time:9:18 pm.
Hey Everyone...

I know ghetto toez has been dead for quite some time, but I just started up a blog dedicated to weird random things, and some things not quite so weird. I thought some of you might like it, so I'm posting the link here:

Mars Poetica

Saturday, November 5th, 2005

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Subject:Hair Models Needed for Civello Apprentice
Posted by:urban_escape.
Time:10:32 pm.
Are you in need of a new cut, colour or just want a decent blowdry and can't afford salon prices?!

I'm currently in the Civello Apprenticeship Program and I'm always seeking out new hair models:
All hair lengths and types welcome!

*All treatments are conducted under close observation by a certified Aveda colour technician or stylist.

The nitty gritty details:
- All services are performed at Civello Salon|Spa located at 269 Queen St W
- You must be available on Mondays between the hours of 10am-4pm

Please contact me directly to arrange an appointment at your earliest convenience.



Sunday, July 10th, 2005

(this little piggy...)

Posted by:palefire.
Time:6:53 pm.
Someone posted this song on a music community, and I felt it was extremely appropriate.

"We Fight for Cock." Note how the last three letters of the url are "huh."

Thursday, July 7th, 2005

(this little piggy...)

Posted by:palefire.
Time:11:50 pm.
The Puppethouse outlines the early history of Ron and Joan Field's puppets. The pictures on this site are pretty interesting, from the naked puppets swinging back and forth oddly resembling mass hanging victims, to drunken clowns. You can even watch a freakish - albeit, short - video of a puppet Alice in Wonderland, where you can barely discern some high-pitched puppet voice proclaiming, "That's pleasurable!!" (Excuse me, but I don't think that was in the original text). Click the link at the beginning of the entry to have a puppet house party.

Oh no, you've drank all the wine again, Mr. McDonald!

Tuesday, June 28th, 2005

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Posted by:palefire.
Time:11:31 pm.
Hey there all, your mod coquettish here letting you know I've done the rename token thing and changed my name to palefire. Just an FYI.

This community's been pretty dead lately, but we'll work on reviving it. I'm happy to see we still have a good amount of members and not too many of you have moved out of the ghetto just yet. ;)

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

(2 toes | this little piggy...)

Subject:Holy crap... make your own menstruating Barbie
Posted by:merry_rogue.
Time:11:27 pm.

Saturday, May 7th, 2005

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Posted by:palefire.
Time:11:41 am.
Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

Show that you support the "culture of life" by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.

I'm buying one in "white" and one in "brown." *j/k*

Sunday, April 10th, 2005

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Posted by:johnnygiovanni.
Time:4:32 pm.

Friday, April 8th, 2005

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Posted by:palefire.
Time:11:22 pm.
I'm selling an orchestra ticket to the Tori Amos concert in Hartford, CT this Sunday, e-mail me at wintercherrytree@hotmail.com if you're interested.

I am also searching for an article about that Princeton student who cut off locks of Asian girls' hair and made shrines of them. Any links would be helpful.

Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

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Posted by:johnnygiovanni.
Time:7:38 pm.


Friday, April 1st, 2005

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Posted by:palefire.
Time:9:33 pm.
Recently I was introduced to the dark, disturbing, and extraordinarily touching work of Diane Arbus. It isn't humorous, but it's certainly unlike anything I've seen and an intriguing look at the disabled, nudists, and "patriots" of the sixties and seventies.

"King and Queen Senior Citizens"
Their numbers were picked out of a hat.
They were just chosen King and Queen of a Senior Citizens dance in NYC.
Yetta Granaf is 72 and Charles Fahrer is 79. They have never met before. (1970)

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005

(this little piggy...)

Posted by:genkigeeks.
Time:8:41 am.
[mood| jumpy]

This product of brain damage was brought to you by Genki Geeks. Here's a quick sample of what we do. Hope you enjoy! :D More of this madness in our journal. Add us if you wish! (additional pimping is greatly appreciated - we exist to make people laugh, so spread the love! ^_^)

All-Purpose High School Galaxy Spirit!
(a cookie for anyone who can identify the three anime references in the title)

This comic is rated PG-13Collapse )

Monday, March 21st, 2005

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Posted by:oatmall.
Time:6:52 pm.
Truly ModestCollapse )

Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

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Posted by:pokerpaddy.
Time:11:48 am.


Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

(this little piggy...)

Subject:Toez Ratingz
Posted by:wellspring.
Time:2:35 am.
Mood: tired.
Hi Everyone,

Your moderators have not forgotten you! We're just busy with school. We will do ratingz sometime this week! So be looking out for them.

Some great stuff...


Monday, March 7th, 2005

(this little piggy...)

Subject:Trust me; it's pure goodness.
Posted by:bord_du_rasoir.
Time:7:19 pm.
Step #1: http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo

Step #2: Scroll down to Kids Show.

Step #3: Choose your video preferences.

Step #4: Enjoy the best video the internet has to offer.

Sunday, March 6th, 2005

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Posted by:palefire.
Time:2:29 am.
If you're having trouble finding that special someone, why not take a look at Women Behind Bars Dot Com. I'm not into girls myself, but I am finding myself partial to Dusty and Gloria.

Check out these self-proclaimed "Diamonds in the Ruff." The only thing that kind of bothers me is the "Add to Cart" part. What exactly are you buying?

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005

(this little piggy...)

Posted by:palefire.
Time:10:39 pm.
We came across this site when we mispelled the Tori Amos site hereinmyhead.com

Hear in my head. Apparently, her head is image-heavy and filled with looney toons.

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005

(this little piggy...)

Posted by:oatmall.
Time:6:01 pm.
Mood: ra.
So I snarked it from I'm bored. What's it to you?Collapse )

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